Baby Psyduck

glourp:

iwonderwh0:

ryan-sometimes:

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

• When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
• “It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

Usually I hate when people online base their whole character around being dorky on purpose, but Da Vinky twins are the only exception to this rule. They’re self aware and just genuinely funny, my favourite of them is this video when they’re like “People often ask us if we’re only acting like this on camera, so today we’ll find out. For that we only need to turn off the camera” and then they turn the camera off and the video ends. This is the funniest shit and I adore this joke so much.

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retroactivebakeries:

mmpi-3deactivated-deactivated20:

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farmgf:

farmgf:

if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it being the last line of the brokeback mountain novella is so crazy it makes me feel like my guts are falling out. if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it. jesus fucking christ

god. god

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toomanyspaces:

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tsunderebot:

natalieironside:

ween

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kosmogrl:

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strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said “that’s diesel, and she’s suicidal” so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn’t gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it’s damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went “oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?” and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don’t fuck this up, diesel went “food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)” and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

my artists rendition of the morning in question

funkbun:

just so you know

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lunelvathetwintail:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

hydrahowl:

so like. snakes don’t actually have long tails- their tails are infact pretty short- and basically all of their length comes from just having a very long torso.

so as far as “accurate” anthro snakes go.

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seymour-butz-stuff:

eon-of-axolotls:

bunjywunjy:

you, uh, having a good time in there buddy?

Just overlooking ChuckyCheeks are we

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contemptible-scoundrel:

weepingchoir:

huh

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frightstricken:

frightstricken:

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

its ok if nows not a good time

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yharnam-is-a-fuck asked:

Trick or Treat

amygdalae:

jadecoded:

Flapper Fanny Says (1925-1940) by Ethel Hays

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